Hitz fm Deejays - Hits & Misses

We are avid Hitz fm listeners. We never miss the Morning Crew segments and almost never miss a Gotcha call. Of course the song choices or rather the variety can be improved so much more, and the Saturday nights segments of playing club hits is just not our cup of tea.

However, there has been some definite hits and some misses that just irks us every time we tune in, NAMELY the announcers.

We have put in order who we think is the best and who plainly needs to be replaced, FAST!

1. Ean Nasrun
Where would Hitz be without Ean Nasrun? After Rudy and JJ disbanded after the little mishap by Rudy, Hitz went through quite an ordeal to replace him. JJ finally found a partner who was on par, if not better than him. Ean is quick, witty, charming, funny and creative with his deliveries. He does talk a lot of smack for someone so tiny but we think that that is part of what makes him the best in the business. Head and shoulders above the rest at the moment.


2. Ryan Matjeraie

This "mat salleh" is the only announcer in the same league with Ean. He does funny bits, always on his toes and is not uncomfortable when interviewing big Hollywood celebs. However, he flopped when given the chance to shine, to take over the morning crew. Probably not a big game player... yet!


3. Denise Chan

To be honest, she is not the most talented announcer but what she lacks in content, she definitely more than makes up for with her little dynamite personality and let's face it, she is so damn fine!! Wouldn't mind looking at that face all day.

4. Ryan de Alwis - RD

RD is actually a pretty decent announcer if it wasn't for his slightly nasal voice (it's probably his big nose). His bit about being single is starting (starting?) to get old but we only listen to him once in a while (when he's backing up the morning crew) so we aren't too disturbed by it.

5. Jin Lim or more commonly known as JinnyBoy

Was the survivor of the temporary morning crew after JJ and Ean was disbanded. However, we think that the wrong announcer survived. Jin is definitely out of his league alongside Ean. He is constantly being overshadowed. You barely notice he is missing when he is on leave or out for one of his YouTube shoots (don't even get us started on his videos - check out our Wanna be a Successful Malaysian Youtuber? post)

6. Arnold Loh

Which brings us to the worst of the bunch, Arnold Loh. Why is this guy even on air? He can't talk, can't pronounce his words properly most of the time, always need to repeat what he said cause he screwed up the first time, has no charisma, offers nothing new or creative (seriously, his topics are so so lame). He is basically just a waste of air time. If Hitz wants to move up a notch ahead of its competitors, this guy needs to go! Sorry for being harsh but that's the god honest truth.


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Hot Nerdy Sidekicks

Nerdy...

Hot...

& Extremely talented...

That's right! These ladies have it all to back up their leading men (or woman) and sometimes overshadowing them as well.

Alyson Hannigan as Willow in Buffy the Vampire Slayer


Agent Sarah Walker is not only super hot, super intelligent but she has got moves to leave you on your ass


The next 4 has a peculiar sense of similarity, all super intelligent and providing the brains behind the superheroes' bronze - starting with Clark Kent's best friend and investigative journalist - Chloe Sullivan


IT genius, hacker and... secretary? Felicity Smoak from Arrow


Caitlin Snow - A bio-engineering expert at S.T.A.R Labs and friend of Barry Allen aka The Flash


Bio-chemical expert and agent for S.H.I.E.L.D who graduated top of her class

And who remembers Inspector Gadget's niece, Penny! The one who truly solves the case for her bumbling uncle with their faithful dog, Brain. And we are pretty sure she has grown up to a pretty fine specimen since the cartoon first began in 1983. She should be in her early 40s now though

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Fastest in the World

There probably isn't any science to prove who was the fastest. But just for the sake of argument, let's do a quick uneducated guess on who the fastest was.

We have compiled the list of the fastest beings in the world. We only included speedsters, characters who are known for their speed. We intentionally left out characters such as Superman, Son Goku, Naruto, etc.

Now, let's quickly (pun intended) go through the list.

The Original Flash


The Flash from DC Comics


The Flash from the 2014 TV series


Quicksilver from X-Men Days of Future Past

Quicksilver from Marvel

Impulse from Smallville TV Series

Dash from Disney's Incredibles

Cheetara from Thundercats

Cheetara from Thundercats reboot


Beep Beep... Roadrunner from Looney Tunes

Speedy Gonzales, also from Looney Tunes

Dreamworks' 2013 Turbo


Sonic the Hedgehog

Greek god Hermes

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Wanna be a Successful Malaysian Youtuber?

Malaysian Youtubers are running amok with their supposed remedies for a successful video. 

Truth be told, these "creative" Youtubers have been using the same old formula time and time again. Here are the real "secrets" to scoring views on your next Youtube video.

1. Use the same old "Things Malaysians do" which are usually in fact very Klang Valley centric i.e. kids from Subang, Damansara, TTDI, etc. Nope, Malaysians from the rest of the other 13 states don't really matter. Here are some real titles by the usual suspect - Jinnyboytv, The Ming Thing, Joseph Germani, Grim Film, just to name a few:

• Shit Malaysian Parents Say 
• Shit Malaysian Girlfriends Say 
• SHIT MALAYSIANS DO 
• Shit Malaysians Say In Singapore 
• Shit Malaysians Say in Gym 
• Shit Sisters Say To Their Older Brothers 
• Sh*t Malaysian Customers Say 
• ONLY IN MALAYSIA 
• What's So Great About Malaysia? 
• How To Know You're Malaysian 
• Ah Wing - Malaysia's Number 1 Salesman 

2. Go get yourself a full frame DSLR. Yup, good cameras produce good quality videos and quality must never be undermined. Unless you are talking about the actual content. Yes, that’s right, substance is secondary if you have a good camera.


3. Add some pseudo celebrities i.e. dancers and/or beatboxers to add to the "glamour"

3. Very important, always ALWAYS have hot looking eye candy. Because when your video lacks substance, a lenglui thrown in will distract viewers from what’s important – actual content. 

4. The less they wear, the better.

5. Oh, and throw in a Miss Malaysia once in a while. More eye candy never hurt anyone.




6. And if all else fails, do what the Singaporeans do, MORE SKIN!






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Maroon 5 Crashes Real Weddings around LA

We are huge fans of Adam Levine and his sometimes band Maroon 5. But this just took them to a whole new level of awesomeness. 

Wedding crashers aren't always welcomed but when they they are Maroon 5 filming their latest single 'Sugar', we just couldn't get enough.

Damsels who Kick Ass

Where would the male lead be without a love interests to save?

These days, the supposed Damsels in Distress are refusing to wait for their "Hero" to save them and instead gets the job done themselves. These supposed "eye candies" sure aren't afraid to get their hands dirty.

The fairer sex aren't the weaker sex anymore.

We love a woman with a little kick in their belly.

Love interest of the like-able Tony Stark. Whilst fulfilling her duty as CEO of Stark Industries, Ms Potts finds time to kick some ass and saves Tony in the process.


Fair maiden waiting for her prince charming to save her from the evil dragon. Scratch that, Princess Fiona kicks ass both in her human and ogre form while preparing breakfast for her kids.


Captain America only came to be after a successful experiment grants him superhuman abilities. Agent Carter only needs her brains and guts to get the job done. And earns herself her own TV series while doing it.


Emma Stone has been kicking ass way before Gwen Stacy came along. Not afraid to get into a fight but unfortunately had ******spoiler alert****** to die for Spidey to find MJ in the next installment of the reboot franchise (we're assuming).


Homaigod, who remembered when Catherine Zeta Jones first came to prominence in Zorro. Our heart skipped a couple of beats. And all for good reason as well. Not only was she drop dead gorgeous, she gave Zorro a run for his money in a sword fight as well.


Elizabeth Swann stole our hearts and pitting against the uber talented Johnny Depp is no mean feat.


The Queen has grown up into quite the fighter. Playing second fiddle to the wussy Anakin was never really a challenge but imagining him as the future Darth Vader might loosen some screws. Pretty handy with a blaster too.


Definitely not the Rapunzel we read growing up.


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Jessica Nigri Shrine

Jessica Nigri ... hurmmmm

We love cosplays but we love Jessica Nigri in cosplay sooo much more.

This blonde bombshell is the fantasy of every adolescent male. Her sexy little numbers are always the highlight of cosplay conventions.

Here is our little tribute to the cosplay princess - Jessica Nigri Facebook

Where we think it all began. Jessica came to prominence with her super cute Pikachu outfit. Eyes started widening, pants started tightening

Honestly, we don't know half of the characters she has done but frankly, we don't care.

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