Sunday, January 18, 2015

Wanna be a Successful Malaysian Youtuber?



Malaysian Youtubers are running amok with their supposed remedies for a successful video. 

Truth be told, these "creative" Youtubers have been using the same old formula time and time again. Here are the real "secrets" to scoring views on your next Youtube video.

1. Use the same old "Things Malaysians do" which are usually in fact very Klang Valley centric i.e. kids from Subang, Damansara, TTDI, etc. Nope, Malaysians from the rest of the other 13 states don't really matter. Here are some real titles by the usual suspect - Jinnyboytv, The Ming Thing, Joseph Germani, Grim Film, just to name a few:

  • Shit Malaysian Parents Say 
  • Shit Malaysian Girlfriends Say 
  • SHIT MALAYSIANS DO 
  • Shit Malaysians Say In Singapore 
  • Shit Malaysians Say in Gym 
  • Shit Sisters Say To Their Older Brothers 
  • Sh*t Malaysian Customers Say 
  • ONLY IN MALAYSIA 
  • What's So Great About Malaysia? 
  • How To Know You're Malaysian 
  • Ah Wing - Malaysia's Number 1 Salesman 

2. Go get yourself a full frame DSLR. Yup, good cameras produce good quality videos and quality must never be undermined. Unless you are talking about the actual content. Yes, that’s right, substance is secondary if you have a good camera.


3. Add some pseudo celebrities i.e. dancers and/or beatboxers to add to the "glamour"




3. Very important, always ALWAYS have hot looking eye candy. Because when your video lacks substance, a lenglui thrown in will distract viewers from what’s important – actual content. 


4. The less they wear, the better.



5. Oh, and throw in a Miss Malaysia once in a while. More eye candy never hurt anyone.




6. And if all else fails, do what the Singaporeans do, MORE SKIN!






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